there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
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i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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