Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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