that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize