Porn is love you can see.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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