if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Every concussion has its silver lining
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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