Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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