I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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