Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
