is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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