Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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