Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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