on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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