i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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