Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We left an ass print on the piano.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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