one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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