No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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