Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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