But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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