Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
