Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Hippo gnu deer
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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