Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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