I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I love you. Go after that dick
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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