this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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