butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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