fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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