Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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