also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
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Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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