at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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