Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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