i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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