What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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