NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
