Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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