O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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