At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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