I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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