I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We're too hungover to prance.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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