North Korea, Best Korea!
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So many bounce houses so little time
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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