i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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