I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
he shaved USA in his pubs
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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