Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Help. Why am I so naked?
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