To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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