turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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