Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We had to coat check the pizza.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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