I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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