So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
