We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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