One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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