maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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