white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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