Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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