oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So much rum. So many feels.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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