brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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