she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm really busy with my period
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