I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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